Tuesday, December 4, 2018

How to leave the EU

If you're in the EU and, quite rightly, you want out; your duplicitous cowardly politicians will be presented with a 'deal'. This deal will be comprised of a host of humiliating old tosh such as: you have to go attired in sack-cloth and ashes, be forced to eat cucumbers that are not perfectly straight and be banned from entering France without a visa.

The solution: just sign it. As soon as you're safely out - bin it.

What are they going to do?: Nowt.

Who wants to go to France anyway: No-one.

Point of Fact: The word 'deal' nowadays is redundant. Whenever you see the word 'deal' - in any circumstances: replace it with 'con' and you'll be on the right track.


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