Thursday, December 13, 2018

Words of Wisdom

A Toilet
When I was a small human I went to a thing called 'nursery school' where, I might add, I excelled at all things.

One day, I decided to see if I could see where the water went in the toilet. Ergo, I put my head right in and had a look - this was achievable because my head was small enough at that time.

Let me tell you, I could see nowt.

Therefore, do not put your head in the toilet because there's nothing to see and you'll learn nothing.

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