Tuesday, January 15, 2019

Free money

When we 'crash out' of the EU without a deal - who wanted a deal with them anyway? - we won't have to cough up £39 billion to them for them to waste on themselves.

This thirty-nine billion quid could be spent on hospitals and stuff like that, or:

£39,000,000,000 divided by 66,774,657 people = £584.05 each

Yes, every man woman and child in the UK can have a cheque for £584.05.

I'm going to buy a new telly and a packet of Rich Tea biscuits.

Whoever it was that thought we should leave the EU is a genius. I think it was me actually.  


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