Tuesday, January 22, 2019

Message from Aliens

Astronomers [I'm Pisces] have revealed they've been monitoring 'signals' coming from a distant galaxy, far far away.

What are they?: The experts don't know. Astrophysicist Dr Ingrid Stairs, from the University of British Columbia, says it's "highly improbable" they're coming from aliens. "Highly Improbable" could be taken to mean they are coming from aliens which means an invasion is likely. The message hasn't been decoded but is probably a threat of some kind.

In response to these uninvited messages the UN should draft a reply along the lines of: "Yeah, come on then, have a go if you think you're hard enough. ps get lost alien jerks".
Space. Where aliens live
After they've read the reply, if they do think they're hard enough: it will take them 1,500,000,000 years to get here [if they travel at the speed of light]. By which time, we'll be long gone because our sun, in roughly 1,000,000,000 years, will be hot enough to evaporate all the oceans and will wipe out all life on this planet. Ergo, they would have come all that way for nowt - idiots.

No comments:

Post a Comment