Thursday, January 31, 2019

The end of estate agents

If you find yourself in the unfortunate position of having enough money to afford a house you'll end up having to go to an estate agents. This will involve dealing with the snooty cow that's always installed at a desk with no chairs [you'll have to stand].

You: "Good Morning or afternoon".
Her: "-"
You: "I'm looking for a property".
Her: "What type? What money have you got?"
You: "I've got three million pounds cash and I'm looking for a broken down old shed with no doors".
Her: "You won't get a broken down old shed with no doors around here for [a measly] three million pounds cash".

Her high and mighty attitude is puzzling: If she's so wealthy and above it all, why's she working part-time in an estate agents for six grand a year?

Update: There's a thing called the internet. You can go on there and find properties.

The end of estate agents.

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