Tuesday, February 5, 2019

I Say Tomato

Leading proponents of fake & yellow news, the BBC, have been bleating on about the potential plight of the poor old Spanish producers of tomatoes.

Because the British are as mad as hell, and are not going to take this anymore, Spain will be stuck in the EU [idiots] whilst Britain will not [geniuses]. This means, by the time their tomatoes have travelled thousands of miles through Spain and France and been delayed by an hour or so at the new EU customs border, they may be ripe or even a bit squishy.

You'd think the BBC would be pleased as this Spanish enterprise is committing two of the crimes against humanity the BBC target the most: Global warming [driving about in lorries] and killing people [driving about in diesel lorries].

Firstly, it's winter, in the past we ate tomatoes in the summer because that was the season for them. Secondly, we used to buy locally produced tomatoes or, the famous, Jersey tomatoes. All that was killed off by the EU. The solution to all this is to buy locally produced tomatoes or, the famous, Jersey tomatoes: who cares about Spain?

If it all ends in tears and we can't have tomatoes in the middle of winter then who cares? It's not the end of the world [except for the BBC].

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